WILL I BE BORN? ___________________     This circular has been sent to households, over all the known world. ******************************************************** MINISTRY OF YOUR AFFAIRS     In view of the recent discovery that a six-month-old foetus has the ability to regard its future environment outside the uterus, (TIMELY MAGAZINE Vol.32 p.38), we have prepared a Questionnaire which will enable authorities to decide upon the outcome of a pregnancy.     Without the interests of corporate media, we give below, the article for your perusal: TIMELY MAGAZINE: SINK OR SWIM?     Scientists have discovered that, given the correct dosage of a radical new dictionary (Dictoxin D-beta), a foetus of six months maturity in utero, is able to absorb knowledge through the use of a probe, containing the medication, directly into the hind-brain. The specific technique is a privately-guarded secret at present but WHO are very interested. The dictionary knowledge (in any language) will enable the foetus to accumulate a language even before it is born, thus enabling it to communicate, via the probe, to authorities who might request the information.     "It is a break-through," notes a Prominent Scientist. "Now we can communicate directly with a foetus before it is born. We can be prepared for any of its defects without the use of other methods and this must be a relief to a host who may have to undergo several investigations that may be, in some way, painful to her. Better than that, the foetus need not be in a human body; it can equally be done in a test-tube."     The Ministry of  Your Affairs has therefore produced the following form to be filled out, via a scribe, for evaluation. PBAF-1 PRE-BIRTH APPLICATION FORM FOR INDEPENDENT EXISTENCE FROM A HOST ____________________________________________ Please Note (in Plain English, or your chosen language): 'Host' refers to a Human Person or a foetus conceived by other means, including a test-tube). All answers are mandatory. In other words, each question must be answered by a tick (ü) in the appropriate box. Question                                               Answer         How do you identify your sex    ?           Male    Female       Both   Neither      Other      Not sure How do you identify your nationality?  White   Black  Mixture* *  If mixture, please identify your preference:      White    Black    Both    Neither    In which country might  you  be born?    [                               ] Would you like to be born?    Yes     No    Leave it to me    Leave it to you      Depends on conditions     Given your answers, which the Ministry of  Your Affairs will know to be true, an evaluation will be made as to whether or not to terminate your foetal state.

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